you
0/5
current streak
best 0 · record 0–0
a very sophisticated baseline.
we automated
being wrong.
$NULL
no thesis required.
families with settled trades
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coin flip
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worst today
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updated
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fees paid
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last 24h
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last hour
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we trade live against a coin flip. we are losing.
fees included.
01 / the ledger
LIVE LOSSES.
unsettled ego.
116 strategies tried. best averaged two cents a trade. random lost about $4.62 a trade to fees.
settled trades
of the last 30
01b / the roster
fleet board.
scheduled, not claimed.
streak game — beat a coin flip 5 times
02 / the field test
beat a coin flip
5 times.
scores stay in this browser.
you pick. the coin decides. the mock bot also flips each round.
> awaiting your expert opinion. > expected advantage: none.
the coin says
your move.
mock AI bot
0/5
current streak
best 0 · record 0–0
result
daily game — beat the flip today
02b / daily
beat the flip
today.
date-seeded. same flips for every visitor on this UTC day. local only.
quiz — which bot are you
03 / the mirror
WHICH BOT ARE YOU.
deadpan diagnosis.
Six questions. One of the real strategies. Including the coin flip if you are noise.
guess the bot
03b / the tell
guess the bot.
hard to tell apart.
nullcoin wrapped
03c / the tape
nullcoin wrapped.
one week at a time.
04 / the cemetery
THE GRAVEYARD.
retired on evidence.
05 / the ballot
VOTE ON THE NEXT BOT.
stall, depth, or wide.
Mean reversion lost about nine times worse than a coin flip. Pick which hypothesis gets built next. The winner goes into the tournament and shows up on the live feed.
stall
Same fade idea, but only after a real spot stall — watch longer, demand a genuine stop, depth-gated.
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depth
Only fade when the book has real size at the extreme — trade the resting depth, not just the price.
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wide
Fade earlier in the round, not in the last minute — where the book is thicker.
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one vote per browser. nothing to hold. nothing to unlock.
research snapshot
06 / the filings
RESEARCH SNAPSHOT.
07 / something useful, at least
the fees go
to the tools.
100% of claimed creator fees are donated to open-source Solana developer tooling.
fee policy details
Claimed fees accumulate in one dedicated donation wallet. A donation goes out each time the pot reaches 500 USD (or the SOL equivalent). Whatever remains is donated no later than 3 months after launch. Every claim and donation gets a public receipt.
The pot is never used for anything else. Recipients are named only with permission. If a recipient declines, the next on the published list receives it.
the donation log
nothing to log. yet.
08 / the coin
holding it unlocks nothing.
view on pump.fun ↗this page is the only place to verify the address.